From his latest cartoon, available here:
"A visitor to that hallowed ground might wander several blocks north past the neighborhood strip clubs, off track betting parlor, and fast food joints - and stumble across an Islamic cultural center!
"I'm offended just thinking about it!"
But not to worry, sleazy pols are coming to the rescue.
Palin: "This blasphemecration of sacrosanctified ground is abhorrentible! I refudiate it unequivocately!"
Gingrich: "It's shockingly insensitive! Don't these New Yorkers understand what ground zero means to real Americans?"