I would never actually do this, but when I see one of my cats sniffing the seat of a soft chair while turning slowly around, preparatory to curling up for a nap, it occurs to me: What if some cruel practical joker had sprayed coyote scent (at a level undetectable by humans) on the spot?
This is not nearly as cruel as my plan to develop an espresso blend so powerful it results in immediate death, which I would proffer, in the manner of Socrates' accusers, to any excessively "sophisticated" people who were also political opponents
ReplyDeleteCould be worth it. Does it come with foamed skim milk?
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