Sunday, November 27, 2011

Cruel practical jokes

I would never actually do this, but when I see one of my cats sniffing the seat of a soft chair while turning slowly around, preparatory to curling up for a nap, it occurs to me: What if some cruel practical joker had sprayed coyote scent (at a level undetectable by humans) on the spot?

2 comments:

michael a. livingston said...

This is not nearly as cruel as my plan to develop an espresso blend so powerful it results in immediate death, which I would proffer, in the manner of Socrates' accusers, to any excessively "sophisticated" people who were also political opponents

Daniel Shaviro said...

Could be worth it. Does it come with foamed skim milk?