Not quite 2 hours ago, I got my first COVID vaccine (Pfizer). I became eligible in NYS on February 15, but hadn't been able to do better than scheduling a March 10 shot in the Javits Center. But today NYU Langone, where I see my doctors, notified me that slots were available immediately.
Right around now, I suppose the local forces in my right shoulder are saying: "What the f*** is this?! We'd better contact Headquarters for backup and analysis." Little do they, or for that matter HQ, realize that the central executive function (which I call me) had deliberately arranged this false-flag incursion, for all of our mutual benefit.