Wednesday, January 16, 2008

A Nobel Prize in Economics for Mitt Romney?

Contrary to previously prevailing economic theory, it turns out that Detroit's auto industry can be restored to its 1950s status so long as we (1) replace Washington-style pessimism with optimism, (2) have a President who "fights for every job" (I hope Mitt still gets enough sleep - and who exactly does he fight?), and (3) eliminate fuel efficiency standards.

Who knew? This truly is a new paradigm, or else perhaps a very old one.

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